Jon: Stephen! Woah! Boom! Stephen!
Stephen: No, Jon. Not tonight. I have a headache.
Jon: What the hell, man? We do this, like, twice a week! Just come on, just a quicke. Come on.
Stephen: What can I say, Jon? I’m not in the mood!
Jon: Look, I’m… I’m sorry, baby. Is there something I’m doing. Is there something bothering you?
Stephen: No! No…
Jon: Then let’s do this! Come, on. Let’s do this!
Stephen: You want to do the toss even though you know I don’t want to do it?!… You are disgusting! I am going to sleep!
Jon: Oh, great! That’s just great! You know what? You go ahead and sleep and I’ll just- like I always do - just go to the back and do the toss myself!… I’m not sure what we’re talking about anymore
Fuck yeah.
You know who else didn’t answer medical questions? Hitler.
The Daily Show 11/05/09
Grab a napkin, homie. You just got served.
This is art.
