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awe the old cc logo :’)
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so adorable!
“And this is the true measure of how far we’ve come as a nation: in like five years, the prime talking point from Republicans about people who support gay marriage has gone from ‘It will destroy society via turtle-fucking’ to ‘Oh, of COURSE you’re for it! You’ll say anything popular to get re-elected!’” — JON STEWART, on criticism by Republicans that President Obama announced his support for marriage equality simply because he wants another term in office, on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
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“Stewart comes at religion with buckets of derision, but I do not find him offensive, nor should anyone who enjoys comedy. Like so many of the best comedians, he is an equal-opportunity hater. Sometimes it’s atheists he cannot stand, as in his bit about the beams in a shape of the cross that survived the Ground Zero wreckage, which the American Atheists did not want displayed. Sometimes it’s the Catholic church, which last November proved a useful point of comparison for the football culture at Penn State: “I get that it’s probably hard for you to believe that this guy you think is infallible, and this program you think is sacred, could hide such heinous activities, but there is some precedent for that,” Stewart said, referring to coach Joe Paterno and the sex-abuse scandal. “Yeah, and just like with the Catholic Church, no one is trying to take away your religion, in this case football. They’re just trying to bring some accountability to a pope, and some of his cardinals.” In both cases, it was the culture of certainty that Stewart was mocking, not the belief system itself. It was the human tendency toward hubris.” — Jon Stewart, Religion Teacher Extraordinaire | Religion & Politics (via brooklynmutt)
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My brother’s puppy ran away/was taken from his backyard this afternoon in Fontana, CA. He is 3 months old, very playful, and has a white diamond design on the back of his neck. He answers to the name Leo. If anyone around the 909 area sees him, please message me. Thank you.
(a reblog would be nice too.)
Sorry to take abuse of my power/followers here, but I feel helpless and maybe some of you (or your followers) are in his area.
Here’s a photo of Jon and a pitbull to make this relevant.
gif set courtesy of Ade Chong who this may not be from!
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Great Moments in Freeze Frame #1613 - The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
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Rick Santorum won Alabama and Mississippi, and Mitt Romney won Hawaii and American Samoa. Here’s a little mnemonic device to help you remember: places you can get to in a Winnebago go to Santorum; places that require a jet or a yacht went to Romney.
Romney always does well with islands — that’s where his money lives.
” — JON STEWART, The Daily Show (via inothernews)(via comedycentral)
