textsfromtheanchordesk:

(248): today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much

textsfromtheanchordesk:

(248): today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much

(Source: jon-stewberry)

Tags: jon stewart

jolierose:

Nicely played.

jolierose:

Nicely played.


A Nickelodeon storyboard artist is taking requests in a Reddit AMA right now, and someone asked him to draw this Stewart/Colbert masterpiece.

A Nickelodeon storyboard artist is taking requests in a Reddit AMA right now, and someone asked him to draw this Stewart/Colbert masterpiece.

(via comedycentral)

dailyreportsfromlastnight:

(701): Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic

dailyreportsfromlastnight:

(701): Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic

(Source: fyjonstewart)

Tags: jon stewart

imkindaoldfashioned:

“When is the last time you woke up bleeding?”

imkindaoldfashioned:

“When is the last time you woke up bleeding?”

tayloroo:

(x)

(Source: obamainstripes)

(Source: obamainstripes)

hummingbear:

People I love.

Jon Stewart 8/100

 ”You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. ”

(Source: pantsinyoureyes)