uprightcitizens:

Self-explanatory.
I know a lot of people are gonna be like, “HEY, WHY ISN’T LENO A SLYTHERIN?!” but to me, out of all the working late night hosts, David Letterman most exemplifies the qualities of Slytherin house — cunning, wit, ambition, all that stuff. Leno is probably a Slytherin, all right, but he’s more like a Dolores Umbridge. The rest are completely obvious. Conan is clearly a Gryffindor — actually, he might even be a long-lost Weasley. Jon Stewart is the most Ravenclaw of them all; wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure and all that. And Jimmy Fallon is clearly a Hufflepuff. Come on.

uprightcitizens:

Self-explanatory.

I know a lot of people are gonna be like, “HEY, WHY ISN’T LENO A SLYTHERIN?!” but to me, out of all the working late night hosts, David Letterman most exemplifies the qualities of Slytherin house — cunning, wit, ambition, all that stuff. Leno is probably a Slytherin, all right, but he’s more like a Dolores Umbridge. The rest are completely obvious. Conan is clearly a Gryffindor — actually, he might even be a long-lost Weasley. Jon Stewart is the most Ravenclaw of them all; wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure and all that. And Jimmy Fallon is clearly a Hufflepuff. Come on.

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cybervamp asked:

Dear co-lover of all things Jon, I saw you posted the ‘fight’ between the great late night hosts. PLEASE tell ME that YOU have seen this amazing youtube mashup of the fight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVg1CW08oHA

candyxjackie:

This is the greatest thing ever.

jasminexxxx:

I loved this interview.

jasminexxxx:

I loved this interview.

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earlybird:

KNOCKED DOWN.

earlybird:

KNOCKED DOWN.

tinywordssmallbombs:

Epic fight

tinywordssmallbombs:

Epic fight

blazeofglory:

Conan O’Brien on The Jon Stewart Show back in 1994.

Epic.