fuckyeahshortguys:

Jon Stewart, 5’6

fuckyeahshortguys:

Jon Stewart, 5’6

Tags: jon stewart

For suckmywehhhh.

For suckmywehhhh.

Heya,

I don’t know who could possibly appreciate this story more than the people who run this website.  I went to the Stewbeef taping last week (on the night that Marion Cotillard was the guest), and in the pre-show Q&A, someone asked him what year he lost his virginity.  His answer was that he lost it at 19 as “girls don’t traditionally want to have sex with small, hairy dudes, but then I got on TV, and — well, you could put a cantaloupe on TV and girls would be like ‘I’d fuck that.’”

Side note: at the taping of a Colbert Show last March (the guest being Steve Martin and his banjo!) my roommate asked Colbert to describe his worst job.  His answer detailed a summer spent removing fiberglass and having shards of it all over his skin, hair and bed.  It led to him explaining that this was the same summer he thought he got his girlfriend pregnant and quickly spiraled into him singing a Springsteen song that spoke his worst fear — getting stuck in his hometown on the road to nowhere.

Honestly, they say meeting celebrities is the best way to get over infatuations, but I have to say my love for both of these men sky-rocked even higher after seeing them in person.

Nice! Thanks for sharing christine!

Episode 6.28.11 - Louis C.K.

Episode 6.28.11 - Louis C.K.

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Taken by Richard Avedon

Taken by Richard Avedon

Jon talks to Jan Jaap van der Wal the host of the Dutch version of “The Daily Show”.

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queerhappy:

I found this and it’s amazing!!!!! 

That is brilliant!

{submitted by oldblueeyes} Kudos, mate.

{submitted by oldblueeyes} Kudos, mate.